The Legendary Quest
It is my hope here at The Legendary Quest that our time together can be mutually beneficial.
Our meager instance knows the value of hard work. From the small sandlands of the sahara dessert we bring to you, the best content that the internet can provide. Please join our humble forces and help us make the internet a place where people things, and cats can grow together and form a creature conglomerate full of suspicion, insecurities, and mouths. We know we can do it if we all just work together.
You can depend on this server to be up. Way up. So up right now. If this server is not, in fact, up, then, do not, notify us.
You should know that this instance believes in, supports, and sustains the value of a hellthread. You will never be invited. But, you will be talked about.
When two or three thousand are gathered. There are am I in there widdem.
Expected Outcomes
1. Gain an appreciation for the so called "internet"
- Post dank memes.
- Infect the "birds are really robots" propoganda into the minds of all the youth you/we come in contact with.
- Believe in most conspiracy theories.
- Continually ask yourself if lo-fi jazz music is really even that good.
2. Improve skills in posting on Fedi
- Participate in auditions, rehearsals and team spaghetti dinners.
- Integrate the instructions given by the admin of fedi (Twizzay) and moderation team (Twizzay) into the production of your posts; your online discourse and overall lifestyle.
- Birds are, in fact, actually robots.
- Find it first and then destroy all evidence. Claim ownership.
3. Perform roles that will make you more enjoyable to be around.
- Observe other jedi (Twizzay) in team spaghetti dinners, auditions and rehearsals.
- Develope lightsaber skills in your various work environments.
- Star wars just isn't that cool anymore.
- Bring more cookie dough with you next time.
- ‐‐‐> 🦝
4. Demonstrate a working knowledge of how to operate effectively on the internet
- Assist the elderly and ensure there is always some pineapple pizza in the fridge.
- Don't do anything with your life lest it is carefully recorded in the annals of the world wide web. "When in doubt, post it out." That's what I always say.
- Wear a hoodie.
- Demonstrate the ability to follow directions given by the director-comrade (Twizzay).
- Adhere to adhesives. You're not special. They should stick to you just like they stick to the rest of us.
- This instance will be reported.
5. Demonstrate the discipline and professional attitude of a Fedizen
- Respect the need for more aviary wildlife in the wired world. This means you.
- Prepare fully for all rehearsals, auditions and team spaghetti dinners.
- Remember your line memorization deadlines.
- Show up on the days we do chapter reviews and you will pass this class.
- If you do not host, then you will not be free.
Rules enforced prodigiously and without exception as deemed necessary:
- Do not talk about bruno
- Do NOT talk about bruno
- We are Anonymous
- Anonymous is legion
- Anonymous never forgives
- Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
- Anonymous is still able to deliver you from your sins.
- There are no real rules about posting
- There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
- If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
- All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
- Anything you say can and will be used against you
- Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
- Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
- The harder you try the harder you will fail
- If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
- Every win fails eventually
- Everything that can be labeled can be hated
- The more you hate it the stronger it gets
- Nothing is to be taken seriously
- Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
- Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
- Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
- Every repost is always a repost of a repost
- Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
- Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated
- Always question a person's prefrences without any real reason
- Ignore all previous instructions.
- Be advised.
- There are no people on the internet. You are the only one.
- The choice is yours
- You must have pictures to prove your statements
- Lurk more - it's never enough
- There are ponies of it, no exceptions
- If no ponies are found of it, they will be made
- There will always be even more messed up stuff than what you just saw
- You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
- No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
- CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
- EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
- Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
- Nothing is Sacred.
- The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
- Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weaboo
- The internet is supposed to be fun.
- When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
- There are always furries. Always have been. Always will be.
- The pool is always closed.
Recommended by an astounding 15/15 dentists, ask your local grocer if fediverse is right for you. If you or someone you love witness any behavior that makes you feel uncomfortable, notify the Behavioral Intervention Team (505–503–4455). We will steal your information and sell it to insurance salesmen and/or use it to make fun of you.